Archive for the ‘Just… wow…!’ Category

Swine Flu. 7 dead. 6.5 billion not dead.

May 11, 2009


Back in the old days whenever your country was going through a bad time financially you had to go start a war somewhere to take peoples minds off of it.  Lots of people died, millions more suffered, things were never the same afterwards but generally the financial situation seemed to sort itself out.

But these days we have exotic sounding diseases that do the job so much better.  Hardly anyone dies and the only suffering is having to sit through endless “investigative journalism” reports and “urgent updates” on telly.  It takes everybody’s minds off the recession without having to commit troops or make up cool war slogans… so all in all a good result.

Nerd Patrol 1. Satin Nana 0.

May 11, 2009


Braincat vs. Braindog.

April 5, 2009


Organ donor fail.

March 25, 2009


This guy reminds me of one of The Muppets. But I can’t think which one.

March 10, 2009


Also, even if I did remember which one he reminded me of I can never remember any of their names. Except for Fozzie, Kermit and the Swedish Chef.

The Chinese TRON divisions are so far ahead of out puny military.

February 25, 2009


Al Gore offsetting.

February 23, 2009


Here’s your problem.

February 22, 2009


Immorality with trees. Just don’t do it.

February 18, 2009


I haven’t had the Jehovahs Witnesses come round selling their magazine for ages. It’s a shame as I would have definitely paid the $2 for this issue just to find out what immoral things true christians are doing with trees.  I’m certainly going to be looking sideways at anyone who claims to be a keen gardener from now on.

Party tricks. Everyone should have one.

February 18, 2009


I know part of me should be finding this somehow sexy. But to be honest whenever I look at this photo all I can think about is the time my dad took me to see Lady and the Tramp at the pictures.


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