Archive for February, 2009

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February 26, 2009

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Meanwhile… in Japan…

February 25, 2009

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The Chinese TRON divisions are so far ahead of out puny military.

February 25, 2009

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Relaxing after a hard day of not eating bacon.

February 25, 2009

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Respect the outdoor embellishments!

February 25, 2009

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Marketers in Europe use homo-erotic bear to push orange flavoured drink.

February 23, 2009

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Marketing Manager: “Let’s use a good looking male model as our spokesperson”

Brand Manager: “Great idea, women with kids love good looking guys and his muscled physique will push a message of health without us having to justify any health benefit”

Advertising Agency: “OK, but what about the kids? How about we make the man also a bear so he appeals to kids as well!”

Marketing Manager: “Love it! Also I think we should pose him in a dramatic fashion to show he’s active.. not a couch potato”

Brand Manager: “How about we get some famous photographer to pose the model for us? Someone who works with lots of buff models… like that Mapplethorpe guy?”

Advertising Agency: “Never heard of him… but sure!”

Four weeks later.

Graphic Designer: “Let me get this straight… you want me to illustrate a gay bear licking his lips and stroking a bottle of orange drink. And then put that bear next to a product with a name that looks a lot like the word for female¬†genitalia?”

Advertising Agency: “Just do your job.”

Al Gore offsetting.

February 23, 2009

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Mind currently boggling.

February 23, 2009

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This dentist is either really, really good or really, really bad. Or maybe just really, really bad but in a good way. 

NOTE: I have deliberately steered away from any “looking for oral attention” type jokes in this post even though I’ve more or less implied it anyway. I struggle with my inner child on most occasions.

Optimus Prime. Shit at giving directions.

February 23, 2009

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Cost associated with differing methods of murder for hire involving unscrupulous acts.

February 23, 2009

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