Archive for November, 2008

Yes you are fella, yes you are.

November 22, 2008

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Best school graduation photo ever.

November 22, 2008

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Misc. Jesus.

November 21, 2008

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This has pretty much been my understanding of how Jesus actually was/is. Except with darker skin.

North Korea proves Kim Jong not ill with latest photo.

November 20, 2008

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Join the Society of Meat and become one of Murder Burger’s special elite

November 20, 2008

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Originally we’d organised with one of the breweries a whole bunch of free beer to giveaway to Society of Meat members but then we found out that giving away beer is kind of illegal and we had a visit from the police about it.  So now the whole thing has changed to more of a loyalty scheme where Society of Meat members get to come to a bunch of Murder Burger events (that we haven’t organised yet), get entered into Murder Burger competitions (that we haven’t organised yet) and get some free stuff every now and again (which we haven’t organised yet0.

Hell, we’re not even sure what that free stuff will be so we’re just playing that one by ear as well. It’s a bit annoying that we couldn’t go with the beer because that would have been super easy and everyone would have been totally into it. Except for Constable James Williams and his partner whose name I’ve forgotten

But anyway, you should still probably join by filling out one of the forms next time you come in.

Fast forward to the future

November 20, 2008

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It’s 2058 and all the girls are way hotter because everyone’s Asian/Spanish. In other news the world’s oldest Goth turns 93.

Yeah, thanks for that.

November 20, 2008

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Somewhere, someone in middle-management commissioned this sign.  That person was hired and promoted by someone in upper management.  In 1915 both of these guys would most likely have been senior officers directing the major battles of World War 1.

Stars caught on camera without wearing marketing

November 20, 2008

hollywood-yearbook6 According to her website Avril Levigne is “a girl who knows what she wants”. Apparently in 1999 she wanted to be Hillary Clinton.

Most technically correct tattoo ever.

November 20, 2008

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See how the tattoo artist cleverly bought this simple idea to life by making it both tragic and comic. True genius!

If these girls were naked I’m not sure it would actually even be porn.

November 16, 2008

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This last girl reminds me of a buffer version of the guitarist from one of those late 80’s metal bands – but for the life of me I can’t remember which one.  I thought it might have been POISON or W.A.S.P but it isn’t.