Not sure how it happens but some guys never seem to get past being 8 years old. Except for the dressing up like a horse part. I don’t know any 8 year olds that wanted to be a horse. Even the girls didn’t want to be a horse. Also, when you’re a “Centaur” from San Diego’s mighty herd, who gets to be the front guy and who draws the short straw to be the back legs. Because I reakon being the back legs would get old real quick.
Also also, if the front guy commited a crime would the back guy have to go to jail as well? I think he should.